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NBA Power Rankings: Will the Sixers Ever Win Again?

NBA Power Rankings: Will the Sixers Ever Win Again?

The NBA’s Eastern Conference is ugly. The NBA’s Western Conference, meanwhile, is pretty flipping fantastic. This will now conclude the portion of the article where we talk about anything besides the 76ers’ suckitude. Well, not really. There are loads of other things to discuss. Like the Warriors being incredible. And the Grizzlies drinking from the Warriors’ Gatorade [...]

December 4, 2014 admin Power Rankings 0

NBA Power Rankings: This Just In…The Raptors Are For Realzzz

NBA Power Rankings: This Just In…The Raptors Are For Realzzz

There’s a lot for the NBA to be thankful for this time of year. Stephen Curry’s bombs; Marc Gasol’s everything; the Mavericks offense; the Kings’ illogical record; Jimmy Butler’s surge; Anthony Davis’ god mode; San Antonio being San Antonio; Damian Lillard’s cold-bloodedness; and so much more. Truth told, there is also plenty the league could [...]

November 26, 2014 admin Power Rankings 0

Doc Rivers Makes Great Ray Allen Joke

Doc Rivers Makes Great Ray Allen Joke

Touche, Doc. Touche. Right before the Clippers thrashed the Heat on national television, Doc Rivers was asked about Ray Allen, who still hasn’t decided whether he’ll return to NBA action and chase another title or retire a two-time champion. His answer was, predictably, awesome, balanced with the right amount of snark and innocent sense of [...]

November 21, 2014 admin Blogs 0

NBA Power Rankings: The Warriors Are ‘Holy Crap!’ Good

NBA Power Rankings: The Warriors Are ‘Holy Crap!’ Good

Holy crap, the Warriors are good. I could stop there, because that’s all you need to know. They’re taking over the NBA one game at a time, and assuming health, won’t be stopping anytime soon. Nor will I, because you deserve more than some pre-rankings Warriors-loving. So with that in mind, here’s a choppy portrait [...]

November 19, 2014 admin Power Rankings 0

What Makes an NBA Champion?

What Makes an NBA Champion?

As the 2014-2015 NBA season gets underway, everyone already wants to know how it will end. Will the San Antonio Spurs repeat? Will Cleveland finally win one? When will big market franchises in the basement (Boston Celtics, Los Angeles Lakers, New York Knicks, and the Philadelphia 76ers) return to contention? Back on top, the Spurs [...]

November 15, 2014 Rob R.S. De France 0

NBA Players Association Director Paints Owners as Dispensable

NBA Players Association Director Paints Owners as Dispensable

NBA owners ’round the Association: Duck! Michele Roberts, the NBA Players Association’s Director, has her guns out…and she’s firing away. Since making history in July by becoming the first female union chief in major North American sports history, Roberts has been making waves. She’s been speaking out in favor of players and against a salary [...]

November 14, 2014 admin Blogs 0

NBA Power Rankings: Grizzlies Keep Surging, Cavs Keep Climbing

NBA Power Rankings: Grizzlies Keep Surging, Cavs Keep Climbing

Allow me to tell you a secret. Injuries suck. The NBA has been a hotbed for injuries and sad storylines early on, and it sucks and blows simultaneously. So, too, does the whole early-season confusion. There is so much inconsistency around the Association this time of year. Good teams aren’t good, bad teams aren’t bad, [...]

November 12, 2014 admin Power Rankings 0

NBA Power Rankings: Cavs Are Struggling, Rockets Are Oh My God-ing

NBA Power Rankings: Cavs Are Struggling, Rockets Are Oh My God-ing

You guys. It wasn’t a dream. The NBA is still back. Shhh. Stop fist-pumping and -bumping and -twerking so loudly. You might scare the regular season away. There. That’s better. The first week of the 2014-15 season was crazy. There were plenty of exciting games, and even more devastating injuries.  There were surprise wins, and [...]

November 5, 2014 admin Blogs 0

NBA Power Rankings: The Regular Season is Here…Let’s Get Weird

NBA Power Rankings: The Regular Season is Here…Let’s Get Weird

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. The NBA is back. Like, really back. Not summer-league back. Not FIBA World Cup back. Not training camp back. Not preseason back. Regular-season back. The Hoop Doctors’ totally awesome, not-at-all restrained power rankings back. That’s right. After a months-long hiatus—during which time yours [...]

October 28, 2014 admin Power Rankings 0

Melo Says Free Agents Will Snub Hawks

Melo Says Free Agents Will Snub Hawks

Carmelo Anthony knows a thing or two about free agency. After exploring the open market himself for the first time this past summer, Melo has a better understanding of how available players think and what goes into their decision-making process. And after general manager Danny Ferry and controlling owner Bruce Levenson were caught with their [...]

September 15, 2014 admin Blogs 0