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8 Potential After Effects to the Eddy Curry Gay Sexual Harassment Suit

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January 14, 2009 – Dr. Anklesnap

It’s certainly a sensitive time right now in the New York Knicks camp after the news story went viral on the web that one of their centers, Eddy Curry, has been accused of gay sexual harrassment by his personal chauffeur.

But regardless of how the story unfolds through the legal system, the smear job has been done. Eddy Curry may never rid himself of the looks of doubt, wonder, and from some even disgust. So just how ‘sensitive’ will the Knicks players be to the situation surrounding Curry in the coming months to years? At this point, I think Eddy Curry could have ‘relations’ with a girl right in front of all of his teammates and he still wouldn’t convince every single person that he’s straight. There are sure to be after effects to this whole scandal, right?

Here are 8 Potential After effects to the Eddy Curry Gay Sexual Harassment Suit:

1. There will be no more slow dancing with teammates allowed….

2. Curry may be more sensitive to his orgasmic facial expressions when hugging teammates…..

3. There will be no more whispering sweet nothings into the ears of teammates….

4. Stephon Marbury may be more wary about staring at Curry’s butt….

5. Nate Robinson may try a little harder to break up the Curry hugs….

6. Eddy Curry may no longer be the best shoulder to cry on….

7. Curry may get more than just weird looks when he whispers about how good an opposing player looks in his shorts….

8. Curry may refrain from saying “F&*K Ya!” while bumping into teammates from behind….

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