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LeBron James: ‘Stop trying to treat me like D-Wade’

LeBron James: ‘Stop trying to treat me like D-Wade’

LeBron James isn’t superhuman, he just plays like he is. The Chosen One has demolished opposing defenses on a nightly basis for over a decade. We’ve grown accustomed to it. Expect it. Assume it’s going to happen every second of every game. Understandably, all of us who don’t hate the greatest NBA player alive—sorry, MJ—were [...]

November 12, 2013 admin Blogs 0

NBA Power Rankings: PG-13 Primer for 2013-14 Regular Season

NBA Power Rankings: PG-13 Primer for 2013-14 Regular Season

It’s over. You made it. No need to send reinforcements. The battle is over and the war has been won—the NBA offseason, preseason and all the crap that comes with it is over. Finally. You spent months wading through all the proverbial and, if you’re team is tanking, literal bull shit. Now you’ll be rewarded, [...]

October 28, 2013 admin Power Rankings 1

Mavericks Didn’t Finish Second in Dwight Howard Sweepstakes

Mavericks Didn’t Finish Second in Dwight Howard Sweepstakes

Dwight Howard chose to sign with the Houston Rockets over the summer. He did not, however, almost sign with the Dallas Mavericks. Following shoot around on Monday at the Toyota Center, Howard was asked if his free-agency decision came down to two teams—the Rockets and Mavericks. “No,” he said, according to the Star Telegram‘s Dwain [...]

October 22, 2013 admin Blogs 0

Melo and Woodson Scoff at Knicks’ 37-Win Projection by ESPN

Melo and Woodson Scoff at Knicks’ 37-Win Projection by ESPN

As one Adam Fromal would say: Hahahahaha. An ESPN system called SCHOENE predicted the New York Knicks to finish 37-45 this season, per the New York Post‘s Marc Berman, which is hysterical. The Knicks went 54-28 last year, meaning they’d have to be 17 games worse in 2013-14. Again, hysterical. Carmelo Anthony wasn’t laughing, though. [...]

October 17, 2013 admin Blogs 0

NBA Power Rankings: Identifying Contenders, Tankers and Everyone in Between

NBA Power Rankings: Identifying Contenders, Tankers and Everyone in Between

Things change in the NBA all the time. Preseason basketball is often considered meaningless because, well, it is. It’s supposed to be a time for star players to work through rust, fringe players to secure roster spots and coaches to nail down rotations. And in many ways, that’s what it is.  But it’s also a [...]

October 15, 2013 admin Power Rankings 0

NBA Power Rankings: A PG-13 Guide to the 2013-14 Preseason

NBA Power Rankings: A PG-13 Guide to the 2013-14 Preseason

The NBA is supposed to be fun. A lot of people understand that. Others don’t. Those people, the overly serious and belligerently antagonistic ones, won’t want to see what follows. This mark’s the inception of The Hoop Doctor’s PG-13 NBA Power Rankings, where almost anything goes. Language may sometimes not be suitable for those reading at [...]

October 8, 2013 admin Power Rankings 0

Carmelo Anthony Thinks NBA’s Balance of Power Has Shifted East

Carmelo Anthony Thinks NBA’s Balance of Power Has Shifted East

Every so often I come across something said awhile ago that I find interesting and think wasn’t talked about enough. This is one of those times. Speaking with ESPN New York’s Jared Zwerling, Carmelo Anthony said he thinks the NBA’s balance of power has shifted from the Western Conference to the Eastern Conference. “When I [...]

September 11, 2013 admin Blogs 1

Top 15 NBA Careers Ruined by Achilles Injuries (All-time)

Top 15 NBA Careers Ruined by Achilles Injuries (All-time)

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August 20, 2013 Rob Blogs, Lists, R.S. De France 4

Chandler Parsons Takes Credit for Dwight Howard Choosing Rockets

Chandler Parsons Takes Credit for Dwight Howard Choosing Rockets

Chandler Parsons isn’t shy about telling the truth. Before the Houston Rockets’ courtship of Dwight Howard even officially began, Parsons was texting him, appealing to Superman’s championship side. Now that Howard is a officially a Rocket, he’s making sure everyone knows it may not have happened without him. Speaking with reporters at USA Basketball mini [...]

July 25, 2013 admin Blogs 0

Top 10 NBA Careers Ruined by Achilles Injuries (1992-2013)

Top 10 NBA Careers Ruined by Achilles Injuries (1992-2013)

After a first round playoff sweep at the hands of the San Antonio Spurs and Dwight Howard taking his talents to Houston, the Los Angeles Lakers are a team in transition and turmoil. The franchise centerpiece future Hall of Fame shooting guard Kobe Bryant faces the toughest challenge of his epic career, returning from a [...]

July 25, 2013 Rob Lists, R.S. De France 1