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Top 10 Funny/Profound Basketball Quotes

April 12, 2010 – The Hoop Doctors

#10 - Doc Rivers, Coach Boston Celtics

#10 - Doc Rivers, Coach Boston Celtics

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http://thehoopdoctors.com allenmoll

Great list. Shaq and Barkley are always golden for some great quotes. But my all-time favorite has to be from Bob Knight when giving a speech after winning his 900th game:”When I die, I want them to bury me upside down so that all my critics can kiss my ass!” Priceless!
Jarvis Daniels

Shaq – “Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!”
Jarvis Daniels

Check out these funny shaq ones too
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Dod Jones

Oh wow, you really did pick some winners.

Lou
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hdotkglu

Where the hell is Hedo?
One word and answer “Ball”
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I want a Shaq “Quote of the Day” calendar. If they haven’t made one yet, someone get on it!
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Pete

Shaq once said after a loss that “we need to start dotting our T’s and crossing our I’s”
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Anklesnap

@Pete – yeah that’s true. He’s got some brilliant quotes, but some of them, ‘not so much’….
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John

I believe it was a Sacramento Kings player who replied to a reporter after a particularly good game.

When it is all said and done, there is nothing left to do or say.
DB

“Micheal Jordan” Really?!? Micheal? Who doesn’t know how to spell Michael? It’s not a typo because its in there twice.
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cooldrive

The Knight quote isn’t original. In Vietnam guys wore jackets with the words, “When I die, bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass.”
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http://www.shaqquotes.com Dwayne

Most of these are pretty good. Some of them come from http://www.shaqquotes.com. But I like the Barkley one a lot.
http://www.thehumorblog.com/about/ Chris

Ha I’ve not heard most of these, #6 is my fave :)

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