Did you wake up this morning with a hankering to bask in the sweet sweat and smell of NBA history by adorning the towel worn by Kobe Bryant in his final NBA game? Your dream has come true.
Heritage auctions is auctioning off the memorable Mamba sweat soaker with a hefty starting price:
Heritage Auctions is auctioning off the towel @KobeBryant used in his final game. Bidding starts at $5,000 pic.twitter.com/QEgdsQlj4J
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 28, 2016
This, by the way, is the third different random artifact from the game to be auctioned off, the first two prized possessions are pieces of the court that night for $10,000 (worth it) and a bag of air from the Staples Center on that faithful night, yes a bag of air.
https://twitter.com/garjoh5421/status/722225627395440641
Unfortunately eBay unjustly removed the auction from the website, robbing someone the pleasure of paying $15,000 for a precious bag of air to stare at that was actually taken from the Staples Center. What is this world coming to? Tsk tsk eBay.
But fret not Kobe fanatics, there is a still a chance you can fulfill your fantasies of walking around with the sweat and smells of an exhausted 37-year-old old man enveloping you.