Comments on: Summer Contest: Win an Autographed Chris Paul Jersey!

By: siukong

siukong — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:19:54 +0000

Hmm … looks like my use of <’s to indicate talking in chinese didn’t work very well. Student 1 is saying “so why are we skipping class today?”

By: siukong

siukong — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:18:30 +0000

Student #1:
Student #2: <”I’m telling you there’s a pop quiz. That’s gotta be the ‘special surprise’ Teacher was hinting at all last week.”

By: Points in the Paint

Points in the Paint — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:09:45 +0000

Chris: “No kids, Dropping Dimes does not mean that Americans a careless with our money…”

By: Points in the Paint

Points in the Paint — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:05:49 +0000

Chinese officials asked for an NBA player who liked kids, guess who was the RIGHT GUARD for the job?

By: Points in the Paint

Points in the Paint — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:04:11 +0000

Chris: Hi. Sorry to interrupt your class, but I was on my way to the Great Wall, when I realized I lost the rest of my tour group at the tea house… *Flash bulbs go off* Uh, hi I’m Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets.

By: Points in the Paint

Points in the Paint — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:52:23 +0000

Chris: “Haaaaai! Aaaaay aaaaaam Chrrrrriiiiis Paaaaaawl! Niiiiiice tooooo meeeet yoooooo!”

Teacher: Uh…Chris, they’re Chinese, not retarded.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:56:29 +0000

“Excuse me Mr. Tucker, when will you film Rush Hour 4 with Jackie Chan?”

By: Brick Tamlan

Brick Tamlan — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:04:30 +0000

Nothing responds to odor faster than Right Gaurd.
No one responds to Mandarin slower than Chris Paul.

By: Wilson

Wilson — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:36:24 +0000

Chris Paul meets with the Hornet’s front office, which George Shinn outsourced.

By: ryan

ryan — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:26:18 +0000

kids in front row: I thought NBA players were supposed to be tall.

(whispers) i think there are two China men hiding inside that suit.

By: Chris Ahn

Chris Ahn — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:25:08 +0000

Teacher: Class, this is a very very special basketball player, Chris Paul.
Class: wow~ cool~
One kid: I want to be just like Yao Ming when I grow up.
Chris Paul: That’s awesome kids. Hey Teach~ What’s up with the one empty seat? Is he not back from recess?
Teacher: Oh, that’s actually Wang zhizhi’s kid. He felt sick today.

By: MinJae

MinJae — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:11:00 +0000

“Class, here is Chris Paul.”

“No, we want the Farmar look-alike in the background!!”

By: MinJae

MinJae — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:07:04 +0000

Meanwhile, roaring cheers are heard nearby as thousands have gathered for welcoming parade in honor of Kobe.

By: WillyFlaco

WillyFlaco — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:30:29 +0000

First Charlotte, then New Orleans, Oklahoma City was next, back to New Orleans now the newest, hottest, freshest destination for the Hornets: an elementary school playground in a small providence of China!!

By: Garrett Sisti

Garrett Sisti — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:53:24 +0000

Kids (with outta synced voices): CP3-ZILLA

Chris Paul: Rrraaaawwwwrrrrr