May 2009 Reader’s Contest: Playoff Edition with More Prizes and More Winners!

Hey NBA Fans, enjoy free swag? Well our monthly contest is back, and since the playoffs are in full swing our May contest has more prizes and more winners than ever before!
The Prize Breakdown is as follows:
1st Place – Gym bag from The Hoop Doctors, Adidas Official Hoops Shirt, and a Toronto Raptors Full Back Hat
2nd Place – Toronto Raptors Full Back Hat
3rd Place – Adidas Official Hoops Shirt
First off, The Hoop Doctors want to give a special thanks to adidas for once again sponsoring our Monthly Contest Give-away! We are gonna roll with another Create-a-Caption because they are tons of fun! Like all of The Hoop Doctor’s contests, they are free to enter and winning is easy! Just follow these two easy steps to enter:
1. If you haven’t already done so subscribe to our RSS Feed by either using the button on the top right of our website titled ‘news feed’ or subscribing by email using the email subscription box on the right sidebar titled “ENews & Updates”. All entrants must subscribe to our feed to be eligible to win. Not sure what RSS is? Check out our RSS help page here.(Do not forget to do this simple step, as in many of our previous contests there were a number of great caption entries from people who did not complete this, and they were therefore deemed ineligible for the prize!)
2. View this picture below and let us know what you think a funny caption would be. Use your imagination!! You can either submit your idea for a caption as a comment to this post, or you can email your funny caption to (admin@thehoopdoctors.com). If submitting a comment below, be sure to enter a valid email address that we can reach you at, so we can notify the winners and coordinate prize delivery at the conclusion of the contest. Enter now, don’t wait!

Alright folks, there just over one week to enter the contest, so don’t wait. The contest deadline is Monday, May 25, 2009. Check The Hoop Doctors website on Wednesday, May 25, 2009 for our winner’s announcement.





“I must break you.”
Listen, if you didn’t like my mama’s Chicken Tetrazzini you should have just said so.
24 Minus 23 = There can only be 1
Oh don’t you go and ignore me when I’m talking to you.
Yep just the right size to fit on a poster as I dunk over you
“‘Bron…I am your FATHER.”
“Oh yeah we’re going to do this!”
Mr. Bryant, please hand your crown over to the new MVP Mr. Lebron “King” James
Kobe (thinking): “I wish I could have a sleeve like LeBron does….
“How many rings you got? Cause I got three”
Kobe: “I dare you to Crab dribble…”
Yo…Kobe what’s your beef?? You’ve had your time to shine. It’s time to turn the reigns over to me, step aside… The “King” has spoken…
Lebron: “Kobe, I’m longing for you”
Kobe: “Oh…(awkward pause)…really?”
Suck it Trebek!
King always beats Queen
Lebron: Dude, I know you farted
Kobe: No man, wasn’t me
lebron says”No wonder you raped her” Kobe says”dude thats my mom”
lebron says”No wonder you raped her” kobe says”dude thats my mom’
Lebron thinking”Geez his sweat is even better than mine”
LeBron and Kobe begin their own epic staring contest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btor75RnWK4
“In your eyes…”