January Adidas Contest: Create-a-Cap and Win a Kobe Bryant Jersey!
Hey NBA and Lakers Fans! The Hoop Doctors are kicking off the new year right with a great Create-a-Caption contest prize.
Up for grabs this month is a prize package that features a Kobe Bryant Los Angeles Lakers Swingman Jersey, and 2 gift cards for 40% off any purchase in the Adidas online store! “Caaan youuuu diggggg it??
First off, The Hoop Doctors want to give a special thanks to Adidas for sponsoring our January 2009 Contest Give-away! We are gonna roll with another Create-a-Cap because they are tons of fun! Like all of The Hoop Doctor’s contests, they are free to enter and winning is easy! Just follow these two easy steps to enter:
1.If you haven’t already done so subscribe to our RSS Feed by using the button on the top right of our website then hit ’subscribe now’. All entrants must subscribe to our feed to be eligible to win. Not sure what RSS is? Check out our RSS help page here.(Do not forget to do this simple step, as in our last contest there were a number of entrants who did not complete this, and were therefore deemed ineligible for the prize!)
2. View this Lakers throwback picture below of ex-LA Lakers Point Guard Smush Parker sitting alone on the bench and let us know what you think a funny caption would be. Use your imagination!! You can either submit your idea for a caption as a comment to this post, or you can email your funny caption to (admin@thehoopdoctors.com). If submitting a comment below, be sure to enter a valid email address that we can reach you at, so we can notify the winner and coordinate prize delivery at the conclusion of the contest. Enter now, don’t wait!
Alright folks, you have just one week to enter. The contest deadline is Friday, January 16th, 2009. Check back here on Monday January 19th, 2009 for our winner’s announcement.
“Oh shit, I think I left the stove on… and the garage door up… and the George Foreman on… with my laptop still inside it… and my hairdryer still on, next to a full bathtub with several infants inside…”
“Next time I better wear some shorts, clearly nobody wants to sit near me.”
#1 on his Jersey, but not in his teammates hearts.
In Smush’s head:
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
“81 points…81 POINTS…whatever!! Smush can score 81 points if he wanted to. Smush could smush the Black Mumba…”
“damn, has shaq been workin’ out?”
“I knew Kobe was messin’ with me when he said the game started at 6 instead of 7:30″
No one quite understood why Kobe lobbied so hard for a Lakers rotation that included Parker until it the Mamba later divulged one of the secrets to his basketball success:
“Warm seats, baby! Mmmmhmmm….HEY! Smush, don’t you even THINK about getting in that huddle, dog! Kobe needs his cushions pipin’ hot when he comes off the floor!”
Man…I knew I was getting cut, this Jersey isn’t even authentic
I swear the doctor said the Gas-X was supposed to help…dang it.
Ahhhh….Nobody Wants to Play With Me
“The D-League ain’t that bad. The D-League ain’t that bad. The D-League ain’t that bad.”
The Los Angeles Clippers signed Smush Parker to a 1 year contract today…
Oh wait, that was a real caption.
“The only thing worse than this is playing in the D-League..”
Will the valet, PLEASE get my car.
I wonder ,seeing that i am 30 minutes early would Phil give me some playing time , or hold on maybe i was supposed to meet the team in the locker room . what do i do? do i get up now ? or wait till everybody leaves, so i don’t look the fool.
man i said i was sorry for stealing the ball from kg, man you guys really don’t like defense do you.
“Shoot I was just trying to warm the seat. I didn’t think it smelled that bad!”
Smushs Head.
Man! I wish i played for the blazers, so I could be in there 6 man starting line up.
PS: If you dont know what I’m talking about Happy Birthday ; ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiV9OU2DQUs&feature=channel_page
Wait a minute where’s the rest of the team? I can’t do this by myself only Kobe can win on his own.
Ok I have a new one.
Smush Watches as All-American High Schoolers train with the lakers and don’t allow him to practice due to his lack of skills.
OMG I have a better one!
“I’m the only player on the bench and i still can’t get into a game!!”
The Chosen One!!
“Et tu, Brute?”
Out of the speakers blares Air Supply’s “All by myself…don`t wanna be…all by myself…anymore…”
“damn, kobe could’ve made that to make it 100, now i got no playing time AND no tacos, damn”
“okay, chill smush, everything’s fine, just think.. if i get cut, do i keep my jersey and these shoes?”
Do I stink that much?
Smush Parker is frustrated at his future as he sees himself playing for an L.A. team, the Clippers
hey phil! put me in the game before I SMUSH you!!!
You wanna know how i got these scars? One day i was sitting on the bench and the Zen Master asked me: Why so serious? Then I choked and Kobe cut me up.
ah men, maybe i should buy a dog, at least i would have some friend here…
Poor Smush Parker wears his old Lakers gear, and spends his entire D-League’s season salary to buy Staples Center courtside seats to try to re-enact the good ‘ol days.
“I guess Miami can’t be worse.”
I’m not getting any playing time, I wonder if I can fit into one of those Laker Girl outfits?
Clearly, Smush didn’t understood Geometry. A triangle is composed by 3 sides. And a mediocre guard who can barely make it on the nba is not one of them.
nobody likes me, everybody hates me….i guess ill go eat worms…..
“Ready for my prostate exam, Dr. Jackson.”
Where’d everybody go?
Thinking:
“Damn, and I just quit my day job yesterday.”
“So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.”
Just a gentle reminder folks: Don’t forget to subscribe to our RSS feed to be eligible to win. A few of the entries still haven’t subscribed.
Keep the good captions coming! these are great, it will be tough for us to pick a winner!
No one quite understood why Kobe lobbied so hard for a Lakers rotation that included Parker until the Mamba later divulged one of the secrets to his basketball success:
“Warm seats, baby! Mmmmhmmm….HEY! Smush, don’t you even THINK about getting in that huddle, dog! Kobe needs his cushions pipin’ hot when he comes off the floor!”
(sorry for the repost, missed on subscribing to the RSS feed initially and I had to change my email!)
“Dude, where’s my team?”
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My mom’s gonna kill me!
“Since when did wearing shorts become regulation?!”
Soon after hearing rumors about being waived at the end of the season, Smush Parker tries to step up his game by thinking about his past great performances as motivation.
Drawing a complete blank for the entire fourth quarter, Smush remained lost and confused long after the game ended, being the only Lakers player left on the court.
As the Lakers recreated some of their greatest moments from the past few years, Smush perfectly played his part as the guy watching from the bench.
i hope there’s such a thing as one-man team, ’cause this is crazy…
I will have a son, call him Andrew Bynum, and he will be the next star of the Lakers.
Draft day all over again…
*sings to self sadly…
“Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Ones we can depend on
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, lets be
Friends”
*starts to slowly tear
Smush: At least the fans pay attention to me *sniff sniff*
“It was better with my shorts on, atleast i was in the game and people were loving me.!!”
“Man, that is the LAST time I ask A.C. Green about picking up women.”
What ever happened to this contest? It’s been a week since the winner was supposed to be announced.
The winner was already announced ericV last monday I think, check the contest page the posting is linked to winner announcement I think
Man I cant believe this, is some bs my agent just told me i was gettin traded mann dam i wanted a ring.