An NBA Superstar Nightmare: Greg Oden Rides ‘The Short Bus’

October 15, 2008

And in completely unrelated news…NBA superstar rookie Greg Oden of the Portland Trailblazers, has apparently been having a recurring nightmare that he is no longer an NBA player, and instead has been forced to go back to high school. The real kicker however is that he is forced to ride the ‘short bus’ to school with all of the ‘special’ kids.

Oden is not sure where the nightmares are coming from or what is causing them, however we have been told that the photo shown below may contain a clue as to the cause of the problem….