What do Derrick Rose and Angelina Jolie have in common?
For years we have been hearing the wild and crazy stories about Angelina Jolie and her love for knives. After her break-up with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton a few years back, lots of stories circulated about her loving to bring knives to bed for the mixing of pain and pleasure. I should qualify this though with the fact that in recent months-years Angelina Jolie has been known more for her philanthropic and motherly activities than she has for her eccentric ways.
Even so, after reading this story via Ball Don’t Lie my mind started to wander a bit. How does someone cut themselves with a knife in bed, accidentally? I wonder if Derrick Rose of the Chicago Bulls was truly in bed pearing an apple as the story goes, or if maybe there was some other explanation. An Angelina Jolie-ism perhaps? Probably not, but it’s still fun to think about.
There are already a lot of clauses in NBA player contracts restricting certain activities that are considered “high risk” for injuries during the NBA season. Many even during the off-season. I wonder if this recent injury to star rookie Derrick Rose will prompt NBA GM’s to add one more activity to the banned list…..”There shall be no eating in bed, under any circumstances”….or….”The use of utensils are prohibited in all sleeping quarters”….
And for Mr. Rose, did your mama never teach you not to eat in bed?
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December 8th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
LOL LOL d.rose is an idiot on this. He better not be out long. He’s only one holding bulls together right now
December 9th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
rose in BED cuts SELF eating COME ON MAN!!!!!!!!!!
December 9th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
@lobo - my thoughts exactly!
December 9th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
LOL LOL Hey, he’s the franchise we GOTTA give em a pass on it LOL LOL…. Did Michael ever do that…pondering…….Nope, just had a all night stupur and they tried to pass it off as “The Flu”…memba that?
April 13th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
You are a very smart person!
June 29th, 2009 at 5:48 am
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December 9th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Thank you for the post. I will want to read more from you.
January 20th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Thanks! Hope the course goes well. Was actually looking at it (21 May 9.30am to 1pm in Kilkenny Arts office?) but can’t make it. I have recommended it though