Create a Caption Contest - Winner receives a pair of Converse Chuck Taylor Classics

Are you a basketball shoe buff? Does your collection contain a pair of the original basketball shoe yet, the Chuck Taylor Hi-Top All-Star Classics? Here is your chance to win a pair!
First off, The Hoop Doctors want to give a special thanks to Baggins Shoes (www.bagginsshoes.com) for sponsoring our Create a Caption Contest. The beauty of the ‘Create a Caption’ contest is winning is easy! Just follow these two easy steps to enter:
1. Subscribe to our RSS Feed by using the button on the top right of our website. All entrants must subscribe to our feed to be eligible to win.
2. View this picture below and let us know what you think a funny caption would be. Use your imagination!! You can either submit your idea for a caption as a comment to this post, or you can email your funny caption to (admin@thehoopdoctors.com). If submitting a comment below, be sure to enter a valid email address that we can reach you at, so we can notify the winner and coordinate prize delivery.

Alright folks, you have just under one week to enter. The contest deadline is Sunday August 24th, 2008. Check back here on Monday August 25th, 2008 for our winner’s announcement.

























August 18th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Kobe says: I See Gold Medals
Coach K raises up and everyone in the movie theater sees that he is wearing the same outfit he was wearing when he was an assistant coach for the 1992 Dream Team…….. Then the audience realizes that he has been dead the whole time.
August 18th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
How about - “Oh God! The Celtics are Coming!”
August 18th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
“Oh SHOOT! Here comes Andrew Bynum… and he looks MAD. He must have seen that video of me asking him to be traded for Jason Kidd!”
August 18th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
i likes your championship ring shaq, it gives me the tingles
August 18th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
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August 18th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
forget about building the Great Wall of China with all my bricks… i need them to build a hospital. i’m still hurting from how far Paul Pierce shoved his foot up my rear end in the Finals!!
August 18th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
i gotta wipe the taste of Shaq’s butt off my mouth, and i will use this Lakers jersey, which was designed by Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, to do it.
August 18th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Thank God for double jeopardy, here comes Katelyn.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
“Kobe covering his ‘24′ facial tattoo” a la Stephon
August 18th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
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August 18th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
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August 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Come on guys, I can taste that! Who farted…Shaq! was that you again?
August 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
“…Tastes like cheap sneakers and Icy Hot.”
August 18th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Seen in another one of his famous youtube videos, Kobe Bryant tries to impress the crowd by eating his jersey in one gulp.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Kobe can only look on in horror as he sees Ronny Turiaf try to jump over an Aston Martin.
August 19th, 2008 at 12:51 am
hmmm the authentic does taste better then the swingman
August 19th, 2008 at 6:52 am
“Ludes were a bad choice.”
August 19th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Good thing I hid a piece of chicken in my jersey.
August 19th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Good work so far folks! There are some really funny captions posted already. Keep it up! If you haven’t posted your caption yet, don’t worry you have until Sunday.
Don’t forget you have to subscribe to our RSS feed to qualify!
Good luck all!
Dr. Anklesnap
August 19th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Kobe’s having a “Hoop Nightmare!”
August 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
“OMG, I just realized I’m the best player in the world!”
August 19th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I pooped
August 20th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
crap, my wife…..DURING A GAME!!
August 21st, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Oh no, I think I broke Jack Nicholson’s sunglasses!
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:19 am
“Must….not…rape.”
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:25 am
OMG! That’s Katelyn Faber in the stands!
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Oh crap! Sorry Korver, my bad! *whispers to self* Elbows in! Must…keep…my elbows in!
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
caption: OH GOD, SHAQ IS RAPPING AGAIN.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
“Spraying Febreze on uniforms is to be banned in NBA”. Players can’t seem to stop sniffing their jerseys.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Hmmmm! Was my jersey washed with Tide or Sunlight?
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
If I only had 5 more seconds.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
those cant be my socks that smell this bad!
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
Man…I can’t believe a kid actually tried to jump a speeding car…………………………..
And wasn’t wearing NIke Hyperdunks! It is the Shoes boyy! Damn!
August 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“Oh god, they’re all totally looking at my butterfly tattoo…..I should have got it on my lower back like Sasha told me too”
August 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Common guys, my breath isn’t all that bad….
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Talk about stinky jerseys, I need a shower…I reek!
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
“Please don’t squish me Shaq!”
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Man, I’m hungry, this jersey tastes like chicken!
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Eeee, mommy told me there’d be days like this….
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Sometimes when I get nervous, I stink my hands in my arm pits, then I smell em like this!
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
stink =stick*
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm
“…did I do that?”
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
“holy crap here comes san antonio we’re in big trouble now…dang my shirt smells good its downy!!”
August 24th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
“Oh God, I feel possessed by Michael Jordan
“Let’s rock this party, Game On!’
August 24th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
OMG…My Mom was watching..
August 25th, 2008 at 2:29 am
“isn’t that brad pitt??? omg omg!!! (blush blush)”…
hehehe… that’s wat i can think
August 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Thank you to all that entered, you can read our winner’s announcement here:
http://thehoopdoctors.com/online/?p=162
October 8th, 2008 at 6:53 am
hi
this is a keshav want to win prizes for some thing
should have got it on my lower back like Sasha told me too”
need them to build a hospital. i’m still hurting from how far Paul Pierce shoved his foot up my rear end in the Finals!!
Good luck all!
May 8th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
i want chuck again
May 27th, 2009 at 7:41 am
“OMG I THINK I JUST THREW THE BALL IN CHUCK NORRIS’S FACE!”
May 27th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
“Oh crap…oh crap… I just hit Brittany Spears with the basketball! Oh well, her bald head was so smooth that the ball just bounced right off her!”
June 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
i wonder which liquid mum used to clean my vest this time?